As you may have come to realise, my BLOG is completely awesome.
However, the task of keeping it awesome is too big for one man alone (even one as manly as myself).
Which is why i have travelled far and wide to recruit 2 new members, whom are of euqal awesomeness.
However, due to legal reasons, i cannot name the 2 people yet as the police will hunt me down, seeing as having 3 people as awesome as us in the one BLOG would create utter chaos with the sheer amount of coolness we radiate, often causing an epidemic of cancer wherever we go.
Stay tuned, these mystery men will be revealed over the next 3-4 days!
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 3:22 AM
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Autralia's Next Top BLOG
Today i changed the skin of my BLOG, go me. im so smart. before i talk about todays important life issue, id like to talk about my BLOG's new skin.
i like this skin because theres a giant teddy bear holding a bomb, and a cloud vomits out a rainbow. even though this is very childish, there is an underlying message in the images, because everyone knows that pictures cant just be pictures. the fact that the cloud vomits out a rainbow, to me, suggests that the cloud ate a very bad lunch, and then washed it down with a series of paints. this shows that society is so hungry, we'll eat paint for fun.
the teddy bear holding a bomb over a group of buildings shows that, even without opposable thumbs, a bear can still hold a bomb. in fact he doesnt even have a hand, so i guess it must mean, the creator of the picture is giving his views on life by saying one day in the future we'll have superpowers and be able to hold things without hands, very grim indeed.
TODAYS LIFE ISSUE:
nah im tired, shows over.
TOMORROWS LIFE ISSUE WILL BE MEGA IMPORTANT!
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 10:36 PM
BLOG Meets World
This is my blog. My blogs the best because I express my emotions through an artistic style of writing. I also know big words.
Big Words: ELECTROENCEPHALOGRAPHICALLY ANTITRANSUBSTANTIATIONALIST
Man im so good. Once i travelled to, like greece or something, and i used all these big words, and everyone was like "damn hes so smart i wanna be his friend, okay ill be his friend, yeah hes my friend now, im the best, im friends with such a smart guy, he talks about life and important issues and politics, cause hes 15 years old and hes obviously experienced everything there is to experience in life."
nah that didnt really happen, i just wanted to look cool. speaking of cool, i think its really cool to talk about important things. like i read on some other blogs i should appreciate what i have. so from now on, ill appreciate EVERYTHING
List of things to appreciate: hair toenails fingernails nails screwdrivers for the nails every aspect of life
This is the end of my post, but ill have more serious life issues to talk about later.
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 5:03 AM
{ ME }
My name is Bikram Gill.
This is BLOG.
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