haha this idea was stolen from trangs blog, im out of things to write for now
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 3:36 AM
Sunday, August 16, 2009
BLEEG
i think its time we all put the sheep saga behind us. were it not for the sheep of the world, there would be no alternative to cows milk, as goats would be depressed from not having any girlfriends.
also, sheep contain a certain chemical known as eric owusu seksy-as-hell, making them more prone to being unquestionably sexy and beautiful, almost like us baulko guys.
so from now on, no matter how ugly, tall, short, sexy, fat, skinny u may be, when someone calls u a sheep, what theyre really trying to say is "ur a sheep, can i please be ur goat?"
and all is good.
in other news, whats up with the 7pm project. it SUCKS! get off my tv, that guy that sits in between mrs hot lady and mr angry face isnt funny at all, i think he should be given the death sentence now. such heinous acts against humanity, its sickening to think that we've come down to a society where people with curly hair are allowed on tv. just sickening.
also, has anyone other than me realised how shit this BLOG is now. well its because of that curly hair guy! BLOG was sickened by his attempts at being funny, or should i say, attempted murder, since every time he talks ppl would rather jump in a blender (i tried it). BLOG was so offended he ran into the nearest farmhouse and covered himself in pig poo, and to a lesser extent, farmer poo. now, instead of farmer wants a wife, channel nine is about to start the new program called farmers wanna drive. as in, farmers wanna drive to bikrams house to read BLOG!
and ummmmm thirdly, dont really have a thirdly, but itd be cool if i did.
BUT i dooo have a fourthly. so, fourthly, has anyone noticed how the "nrl scandal free zone" in the newspaper isnt really effective, because instead of having scandals on the back page of the newspaper, theyre moved to the FRONT!
and ummmmmmmm thats it for today, tomorrow and most likely the rest of the week for me, hopefully someone else will post
bye
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 1:23 AM
Saturday, August 15, 2009
6 posts in one day
Right now I'm supposed to be doing an english essay but i can't concentrate which is why i'm blogging randomn shizza.
So yeah, have a jolly good day Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 10:26 PM
Blogy's gonna do it!
Yes, we can. Yes, we can change. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Yse, we can. Yes, we can...No, we can't.
So yeah, have a jolly good day Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 10:17 PM
Blog off!
Sometimes we get told we dont post enough so today im gonna go crazy and post as much as I can. Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 10:16 PM
Blogjob
I'm just curious. If u read this blog can u please leave a comment. I just want to see how many people actually read the blog cuz we have like 50 million views and then like 3 comments. So if u could leave a comment then that would be frekin awesome Cheers Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 10:13 PM
blogy's gone all soggy
Its funny how dheads change like every efing minute. One moment they're like ur a dhead and the the next moment they're like i love u brada. Stop efing doin it, its pissin me off.
So yeah, have a jolly good day Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 10:08 PM
Friday, August 14, 2009
I like grass. Grass taste yummy for my tummy. I have many uninteresting friends who I follow around in a single file 24/7. On the weekend i got a sheer from my local sheerer. This is pretty much my whole life, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 4:42 PM
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Hungry BLOGs
i think we baulkoo guys are cooooooooool.
so what if we're a little woolier than normal guys, and so what if we have to use shearers to get haircuts, and does it really matter that all we do is eat grass and follow each other in single file?
abolsutely not!
and also, one day as i ventured through my farmhouse, saying hello to my chicken friends and cow buddies, i realised, having glasses sucks.
i once had a friend, who had glasses. he became so depressed and angry at the world (mainly because he was a duck but had always dreamed of being a sheep instead, but the glasses also played a part) that he decided to get... LASER EYE SURGERY!
so there he was, excited as a sheep about to eat hay, when suddenly he thought to himself, "I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE!" and proceeded to eat his glasses. after he finished eating them, he ate some hay. then after that, he made his way to the laser eye surgery clinic.
BUT OH SNAP! what he didnt realise was that he walked into the wrong shop. without his glasses, he failed to realise that what he thought was the "laser eye surgery clinic" was actually the "raise her high burglary dimwit" shop.
as he got called up to the kew, he felt slightly wierd and perplexed as to why he was being suspended 60 feet in the air, whilst all his witts were being sucked out of him. then after the surgery, he was left with no witts, and become dimwitted.
whilst driving on a bridge, he thought to himself, "its quite hot". so then he decided to jump off the bridge and into the pacific ocean. as he nearly drowned, he suddenly dived up into the air to find out that he was actually a dolphin the entire time, and that his eyesight was perfectly normal underwater.
so the moral of the story is, dont wear glasses unless ur a dolphin.
ps, is anyone doing bio? and if so, what lines?
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 1:37 AM
Saturday, August 8, 2009
BLOG
lately this BLOG has become somewhat crap. its not my fault, i was just looking away for a few seconds and then someone stole it and put it in a blender, along with a toilet, and now BLOG has adopted a poo-like consistency.
i thought to myself, CRAP! then i thought to myself, maaan am i hungry. then afterwards i thought to myself, meh i cbb eating, might as well go unblend this peice of poo. so here i was, stuck, trying to figure out how to unblend the un-unblendable.
BUT I FOUND THE ANSWER!
just as all hope seemed lost, i withdrew to my oldest and dearest friend, tv, for emotional support. as i cried on his shoulder, and as a result suffered minor electrocution burns, a burst of light caught my eye. literally, the burst of light jumped out of the tv, and grabbed my eye, and then punched me in the face.
then, while i was knocked out, i had a dream. a dream where black people, and white people, and sometimes even the eskimos, can work together as one. and thats when i realised im actually martin luther king.
and then, as i awoke from my deadly slumber, and looked in the mirror, i realised, IM NOT MARTIN LUTHER KING! im actually cinderella! but that makes BLOG the evil twin sister, and kfc the fairy godmother.
so in conclusion, i actually didnt find a way to uncrap this BLOG, so its just gnna be really crap. for a long time. possibly forever.
P.S can everyone just make their blogs crapper than my BLOG so it seems cool again, would be very appreciated. and for the 2-5 ppl that still read this, maybe 9 at the most, just tell all ur friends this is where the parties at. the party actually got moved to another blog named riff rough rangas huffin' weed (srsly someone needs to laff at that, it was quite amazing), but yeah, we can pretend like the parties still here.
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 9:47 AM
Monday, August 3, 2009
Pictures speak a thousand BLOGs
With my good friend school back in my life, ive found it hard to post.
Todays post will be on the issue of friends. we all know how bad it can be to feel like theres no-one that cares about u, so heres some sure fire tips to make u THE popular kid.
1) if ur having difficulties on public transport, just hijack the vehicle. this way, when the police catches u, u'll be sitting in a car full of ppl who want to find out everything about u, just like real friends.
2) if u find out u never seem to have friends at the playground, just pee on all the swings and then blame it on the second least popular kid. this will now make him the very least popular kid in the playground. repeat as many times as necessary until u become the most popular kid.
3) if ur having trouble with girlfriends, just turn gay.
4) if ur having trouble with boyfriends, ur already gay.
and nooww, since i havnt posted in so long, heres some pictures.
Put me down woman! I'm busy reading BLOG!
PLEEEAASSE TAKE ME BACK HOME! I MISSBLOG! UPDATE BLOG MORE OFTEENNNNN!!!!
