Dear Counciller,

As a member of council i think that you should make a law that states 'people cant copy other people and sell it as their own'. Cos today i was walking down the street and someone copied someone else and i was like"HEY, thats not very funny" but then the copycat was like "HAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAA look at me im kingshit im the coolest guy alive". Then the person who was victimised by the copycat went home and told his mum about the horrible day he had. Then his mum said "this copycat also seems like a hypocrite"





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Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 2:02 AM

Dear Councillor,

It has come to my attention that the rubbish collector men often skip my house and other houses along my street. I believe that these rubbish men are indeed, rubbish men. It is your responsibility, as a member of council, to ensure that all people contribute to the community.

Another burning issue is Dennis Ferguson living two minutes from my house and a child care centre. Be reasonable and get rid of this character. I can safely say that i speak for all of the community when i say, Dennis Ferguson does not belong here. Please remove Mr. Ferguson, or Dennis the Menace as my mum calls him, from our community and hook him up with a house elsewhere.

I would also like to point out that there needs to be a police station in beecroft. My house has been broken into 3 times this week and the old lady across the street called the police but by the time the police had driven from Eastwood to Beecroft, the criminals had already boarded a plane to mexico. Excuse the hyberbole.

Do something about these issues

Yours sincerely,

Roofus McDoofus
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 12:28 AM