The BLOGbacks

This is phase 2 of BLOG's Revivial! and to commemorate such a monumental occasion, todays episode will be broadcast in 3D!


Now to the posting and whatnot.


To start off, BLOG is heartbroken to report there was a horrific Playne crash at Parramatta Stadium today, destroying all bandwagons found in the car park :( such a tragic loss, it was unfortunate as these bandwagons were only 4 weeks old, merely in their foetal (feotal?) (foeutal?) (dno) stage of development.




NOW onto the funny bidness. recently it has come to BLOGs attention that toilets in the southern hemisphere flush anti-clockwise, and toilets in the dirty north flush clockwise. SO WHAT HAPPENS AT THE EQUATOR! unfortunately, those unfortunate enough to reside on the equator have to deal with the fact that if they ever use a toilet, THEYLL BE FLUSHED DOWNWARDS!





also i think its cool how BLOG evolved to including pictures now, high tech and all.




SECONDLY: BLOG has decided its time to play hard ball with his hard balls, and is INSTIGATING, not just starting or offering or proposing, but INSTIGATING war on "caution wet floor" signs. HOW DARE THEY! i myself, as a tax paying citizen (one day ill eventually get a tax file number) expect the right to see ppl fall over and humour myself.


THIRDLY: james le's calves have a black belt in keeping it real


FOURTHLY: to whoever invented that song "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar," i know little primary school kids around australia sing that song like its some sort of game or funny joke, but brother, i know how u feel. ill find whoever stole ur cookie and we will show him the CITY OF PAIN up in here!



FIFTLY:now to end on a lighter note - trangsformers 2 is such a cool movie, i like the part where optus prime says trangsform and roll out. too bad there wasnt a sidekick named bumble-3

actually wait we'll end on an even lighter note, heres some comedy for ya'lll!




Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 6:39 AM

Will the real BLOG shady please come back?

yeeeaahhhhhhhh booooyyyyyyyyyyyy

BLOG has undergone months and months of surgical re-constructions to his already abnormally large humour gland, and has decided its time to post shiiiitttt again.


first order of business for the day will be to address BLOG's absence. for u see, BLOG felt on top of the world during his short lived rise to fime, and thought itd be funny go on holla-days. unofrtunately some funny lookin fellas named SANDU and RRR decided to beat his face in :(.

but luckillyyy, what doesnt kill BLOG only leaves him in a 7 month intensive care unit facility!




secondly, i have recently acquired this facebook bidness, and it is definately the most addictive thing i have ever used. in the future if my academic life fails miserably i can at least now, thanx to the many wonders of technology, rely on selling facebook on street corners to little kids looking to get hooked on the hard stuff. big cash money bidness right there


also, in order to stop BLOG from dying out, BLOG invested in all kindsa cool gadgets like bulletproof vests and whatnot, not going anywhere ever again. yum yum




Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 6:10 AM