BLOG of the Carribean

so anyways i was thinking, whats up with proverbs - are they stupid or what

"too many cooks spoil the broth"
although ia gree it is true, its a bit stupid because even having one cook in the broth would make it taste disgusting. imnot sure about anyone else, but i quite enjoy broths that do not have dead cooks inside. so i, bikram gill, am officially changing the saying to "dont put any cooks in the broth please"

also what about that other one, "you just wanna have your cake and eat it too."
people of today disgust me, how could anyone have their own cake, AND eat it too. just stop being so inconsiderate and selfish, next time, have your own cake, and then throw it in the bin.

and thirdly i think ppl are doing wayyyy too much studying for their own good. im not lazy, im a visionary, and i have sized up the situation well. u see, i realised that by doing absolutely no work all of high school so far, i have completely eliminated the chance of being burnt out. so when everyone else is on fire from doing so much work, will cruise through high school and become president of the world. (ill become prime minister of australia, and then buy every other country ;D , dont tell anyone though)


fourthly, lately my car broke down. and like everyone else these days, i decided to buy a bandwagon. it sure does get me around parramatta quickly.
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 1:20 AM

BLOG

recently BLOG underwent a surgery of his brain and was not able to post for a while, but luckily hes feeling good now and has re-learnt how to talk!

so, without further ado, i, BLOGGUS McBLOG, would like to talk about picnics. not the lovely grassy barbeques or the sitting with friends or the cooking of meat, but the chocolate named picnic!

now, even though picnic is ugly, and looked a lot like poo, i always enjoyed hanging out with him, often putting him in my mouth as a sign of friendship. i would continue to chew until i could chew no more, and then swallow my dear friend. he may not have been pretty, but i loved being seen with him, just his integrity of managing to be rather big even though he was called "fun sized".


and then it happened. picnic sold out :(. the once large, ugly, tasty picnic i called my friend decided to go from"fun sized" to "i need a microscope and tweezers to eat this ugly peice of shit sized".


which brings me to my next topic. friends. not the ppl u hang out with, but the tv show. nah jk i never watched that tv show. but that DOES bring my to my third topic...



i have been following this new hippety hop thing called "myspace" and "facebook" and i have realised that these things are rather falsely advertised. u see, i have seen countless others use this phenomena of "myspace", yet i have never actually seen anyone own a section of space. if i was to create an acocunt, which section of space would be mine? would i be able to own jupiter? on the other hand, this "facebook" doesnt actually seem to offer me a book of faces, i was distraught after signing up only to find out that "facebook" was actually not even a book! jk i dont have facebook.



and fourthly, BLOG IS BACK! again.


Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 8:52 PM

I wish people wouldnt bandwagon. Its pretty annoying how random ppl just say "EELS FTW" when theyve never even supported the eels in their life. There are like 3 ppl on my msn list with "GO EELS" and ive never heard them mention the eels ever before. Bit of a coincidence now isnt it? And on facebook all these little kids come out of no where cheering every try that parra scores. Please piss off. And congrats to all the real parra fans your team's doing okay.
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 5:35 AM

coooooooooooooooool
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bikram
deep
gill
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 2:32 AM

WE LOST but dont worry we didnt wanna win its okay we were just being nice
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 4:42 AM

Tomorrow is the big day. The whole season comes down to tomorrows game, if we lose we are out and if we we win we live to fight another day.


PANTHERS VS KNIGHTS


Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 12:12 AM

BLOG

hey everyone, im BLOG, and im back!

i was actually gnna post a lot more, but then i decided id play hard to get, so that all the other blogs would love me. but they dont :(


anyways i realised that hungry jacks is actually a phony. unless jack was at least 500 kg and 3 metres tall, there is no way he could eat a whopper, double whopper, ultimate double whopper and top it off with a cheeseburger stunner deal and a chicken tendercrisp, and still be hungry! DONT LIE JACK!

also, i dont have a lot to say, so to sum everything up...





NO NAUGHTY THINGS ...... !


Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 12:04 AM