BLOGlys

yeeaahh yearlies are over! and although many ppl are stressing over how they went, i on the other hand am completely confident that i got 104% in each subject except maths, english, commerce, geo, history and any other yearly tests we did. so to celebrate my amazing academic acheivement i celebrated by throwing each and every one of my books in the bin. quite a wise carreer move on my part if i dotn say so myself.

on the other hand, i was watching supernatural the other day and then there was this crazy yellow eyed demon who bleeds into childrens mouths and then when they turn 21 they become evil and start killing shit. luckily, i saw sam and dean kill the YED and so if u exhibit paranormal powers at the age of 21, i am sorry to inform u that i know how to and will be forced to kill you.

in good news, school certificate only requires 20% to passs!!!! i thought it was 50%, so this cuts my work into 2.5ths, leaving me 30% more time to have fuuuunnn. life is coool when theres no more tests. happy holidays everyone, year 10 is officially finished.
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 4:01 AM

BLOG - p.s this is a joke not my real opinion

u may feel angry at BLOG as he promised to post more yet went on yet another hiatus, almost as if he doesnt even care about his readers. but fear not! he was on a top secret mission to acquire intelligence on a super secret scientific study to post about!

and after 2 whole weeks, BLOG can now reveal... all chicks are murderers.


have u ever heard someone say "ohh yeah wear a suit, chicks dig that" or "duuude nice hat, chicks are gnna dig that." ITS CAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO KILL YOU!

u see, why else would chicks find the need to dig everything? its because they have killed so many of us males they just automatically start digging stuff, as they are always digging graves for their prey.


on another note, or maybe it was a parchment, this "study" guy that everyones in love with, he sure does suck. study isnt even a real friend, where is he when we dont have tests? NOWHERE. where is he when we're having fun? NOWHERE. where is he when we're sad? HES THE REASON WE'RE SAD. there i think we should all break up with study immediately (Y)


one more thing, anonoymous posters are really coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. u guys are so funny, it makes me cry at night that i can be so bad at life while u guys rock out. i one day inspire to be an anonymous poster, but u need a 99.95 minimum ATAR for that :( the world sucks
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 2:23 AM

Id just like to point out that bikram gill is a genius ;)
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 2:11 AM