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Boredom.

boredom is so boring. if boredom was a person, he'd probably just sit by himself all day, not talking to anyone whilst being boring. i once met boredom, but my body couldnt handle it, and instead converted it into pure awesomeness.

for those of you who dont possess this ability, i have some handy helping pointers for u...

1) if youre bored in a elevator, try closing your eyes and pressing any button. if you happen to press the alarm, the security guards will come rushing in, which means you'll have a few friends to talk to.

2) if youre about to go into a really boring class, give yourself a wedgie beforehand, and see if you can pick it out whilst seated without anyone realising.

3) if youre bored in the toilet, read k-zone. k-zone provides a very unbias view on the world through the eyes of very wise and magical people known as elves. these elves, or children in the english language, know everything, and are often EIGHT whole years old.

4) if youre bored at home, move into your neighbours house. when he kicks you out, you'll be glad to be home again

5) if youre bored in an aeroplane, try skydiving, however there may, aka will, not be any safety gear. this is very fun and often leads you to a better place ;)

6) if youre bored of this blog, theres something wrong with you.

7) if youre bored of eating the same food, pick out every single thing in the fridge and cupboard and place it in a blender, creating a wholesom, nutritional meal

8) if youre bored at work, tell your boss hes fired. when he proceeds to fire you, you wont have work, and will now be bored at home (luckily we've got solutions to that too)

9) if youre really bored, look at all of my posts. you'll realise all the heading are popular tv shows/movies, with the word BLOG somewhere in them. try figuring out the real title of the show/movie for each of them.

10) if youre bored of being single, fold yourself in half. you should now be double, or half, depending on how you look at it.

11) if youre bored of being bored, read our blog.

bikram gill
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