BLOG Trip

today i realised that this BLOG is sick.

not in the sense that its dying...


but cause its FULLY SICK BRAHHH!


anyways havnt had a life lesson in a while... lets talk about.... school


please stop lying to me,
everyday is NOT a great day at (x)
in fact, everyday is a shit day at (x)

one day school went to the mall, and everyone was like aye bro i dont wanna shop here theres poo on the floor


then school went to... the beach. while school was bodyboarding, eveyrone else jumped into the water and was like ewwwwww bro this waters brown and smells like poo, school must be around


then afterwards, school was like, hey im gnna go to the movies now. he sat at the front, and covered the entire screen, and then everyone else was like, this movies crap! (they could only see school, and not the actual movie, and thought that the movie was literally 1 and a half hours of a still image of poo)

all in all, i wish the holidays would just start so i could be happy, or maybe the canteen would turn into mcdonalds, which also make me happy. even better, the canteen should turn into kfc, and colonel sanders himself should unveil his latest masterpeice, for who wouldnt wanna go to Kentucky Fried Chicken ( Feat. BHHS).


in case certain evil monsters from outer space, or teachers as they are formally known, read this, id like to re-assert the fact that this BLOG is completely jokeative and shouldnt be taken srsly, and by taking it srsly ur just proving that school has no sense of humour, making school a wedgie.
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