Michael BLOGings

god, however, has recently changed his name, and walks, or should i say runs among us everyday, at lightning speeds. 

his new name is Michael Jennings, and his current address is 14 cua stadium drive, penrith panthers avenue.

one day michael jennings was on his daily jog,  around the universe, and i stopped and said heyy whattup MJ. he looked at me, and as soon as i looked into his eyes, a part of me wanted to become gay so that i could be in love with michael jennings.

then 3 days later,  i saw michael jennings and said whattup snoooop dawgy dawg, and he said nothing much, just busy scoring 10-15 tries, and i said, man ur so sexy, how sexy are u? to which he replied "so sexy it hurts"  

after that, all models were judged on a scale from 1 to michael jennings.

3 days later again, michael jennings, in a peculiar move, decided to stand still for a whole minute. i seized this opprtunity to stand beside the great man, but was immediately blown away by his almighty presence. as soon as i got up, i realised my hair was on fire! i dived into what i thought, in my state of dellusion, was a pond. but i accidentally dived into the pacific ocean! maybe even the atlantic ocean! luckily for me, michael jennings dived into the pacific ocean, maybe even the atlantic ocean, as well. he swam down to the very bottom and started running at hsi jogging speed (the speed of light) and set the whole pacific, maybe even the atlantic, ocean on fire! i was saved.

i love you michael jennings