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i thought to myself, CRAP! then i thought to myself, maaan am i hungry. then afterwards i thought to myself, meh i cbb eating, might as well go unblend this peice of poo. so here i was, stuck, trying to figure out how to unblend the un-unblendable.

BUT I FOUND THE ANSWER!

just as all hope seemed lost, i withdrew to my oldest and dearest friend, tv, for emotional support. as i cried on his shoulder, and as a result suffered minor electrocution burns, a burst of light caught my eye. literally, the burst of light jumped out of the tv, and grabbed my eye, and then punched me in the face.

then, while i was knocked out, i had a dream. a dream where black people, and white people, and sometimes even the eskimos, can work together as one. and thats when i realised im actually martin luther king.

and then, as i awoke from my deadly slumber, and looked in the mirror, i realised, IM NOT MARTIN LUTHER KING! im actually cinderella! but that makes BLOG the evil twin sister, and kfc the fairy godmother.

so in conclusion, i actually didnt find a way to uncrap this BLOG, so its just gnna be really crap. for a long time. possibly forever.

P.S can everyone just make their blogs crapper than my BLOG so it seems cool again, would be very appreciated. and for the 2-5 ppl that still read this, maybe 9 at the most, just tell all ur friends this is where the parties at. the party actually got moved to another blog named riff rough rangas huffin' weed (srsly someone needs to laff at that, it was quite amazing), but yeah, we can pretend like the parties still here.