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i think we baulkoo guys are cooooooooool.

so what if we're a little woolier than normal guys, and so what if we have to use shearers to get haircuts, and does it really matter that all we do is eat grass and follow each other in single file?

abolsutely not!

and also, one day as i ventured through my farmhouse, saying hello to my chicken friends and cow buddies, i realised, having glasses sucks.

i once had a friend, who had glasses. he became so depressed and angry at the world (mainly because he was a duck but had always dreamed of being a sheep instead, but the glasses also played a part) that he decided to get... LASER EYE SURGERY!


so there he was, excited as a sheep about to eat hay, when suddenly he thought to himself, "I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE!" and proceeded to eat his glasses. after he finished eating them, he ate some hay. then after that, he made his way to the laser eye surgery clinic.



BUT OH SNAP! what he didnt realise was that he walked into the wrong shop. without his glasses, he failed to realise that what he thought was the "laser eye surgery clinic" was actually the "raise her high burglary dimwit" shop.

as he got called up to the kew, he felt slightly wierd and perplexed as to why he was being suspended 60 feet in the air, whilst all his witts were being sucked out of him. then after the surgery, he was left with no witts, and become dimwitted.

whilst driving on a bridge, he thought to himself, "its quite hot". so then he decided to jump off the bridge and into the pacific ocean. as he nearly drowned, he suddenly dived up into the air to find out that he was actually a dolphin the entire time, and that his eyesight was perfectly normal underwater.


so the moral of the story is, dont wear glasses unless ur a dolphin.


ps, is anyone doing bio? and if so, what lines?

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