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so anyways i was thinking, whats up with proverbs - are they stupid or what

"too many cooks spoil the broth"
although ia gree it is true, its a bit stupid because even having one cook in the broth would make it taste disgusting. imnot sure about anyone else, but i quite enjoy broths that do not have dead cooks inside. so i, bikram gill, am officially changing the saying to "dont put any cooks in the broth please"

also what about that other one, "you just wanna have your cake and eat it too."
people of today disgust me, how could anyone have their own cake, AND eat it too. just stop being so inconsiderate and selfish, next time, have your own cake, and then throw it in the bin.

and thirdly i think ppl are doing wayyyy too much studying for their own good. im not lazy, im a visionary, and i have sized up the situation well. u see, i realised that by doing absolutely no work all of high school so far, i have completely eliminated the chance of being burnt out. so when everyone else is on fire from doing so much work, will cruise through high school and become president of the world. (ill become prime minister of australia, and then buy every other country ;D , dont tell anyone though)


fourthly, lately my car broke down. and like everyone else these days, i decided to buy a bandwagon. it sure does get me around parramatta quickly.
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