Dear Councillor,

It has come to my attention that the rubbish collector men often skip my house and other houses along my street. I believe that these rubbish men are indeed, rubbish men. It is your responsibility, as a member of council, to ensure that all people contribute to the community.

Another burning issue is Dennis Ferguson living two minutes from my house and a child care centre. Be reasonable and get rid of this character. I can safely say that i speak for all of the community when i say, Dennis Ferguson does not belong here. Please remove Mr. Ferguson, or Dennis the Menace as my mum calls him, from our community and hook him up with a house elsewhere.

I would also like to point out that there needs to be a police station in beecroft. My house has been broken into 3 times this week and the old lady across the street called the police but by the time the police had driven from Eastwood to Beecroft, the criminals had already boarded a plane to mexico. Excuse the hyberbole.

Do something about these issues

Yours sincerely,

Roofus McDoofus
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