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sorry fellas no internet til next week - BLOG
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 12:15 AM

The BLOGbacks

This is phase 2 of BLOG's Revivial! and to commemorate such a monumental occasion, todays episode will be broadcast in 3D!


Now to the posting and whatnot.


To start off, BLOG is heartbroken to report there was a horrific Playne crash at Parramatta Stadium today, destroying all bandwagons found in the car park :( such a tragic loss, it was unfortunate as these bandwagons were only 4 weeks old, merely in their foetal (feotal?) (foeutal?) (dno) stage of development.




NOW onto the funny bidness. recently it has come to BLOGs attention that toilets in the southern hemisphere flush anti-clockwise, and toilets in the dirty north flush clockwise. SO WHAT HAPPENS AT THE EQUATOR! unfortunately, those unfortunate enough to reside on the equator have to deal with the fact that if they ever use a toilet, THEYLL BE FLUSHED DOWNWARDS!





also i think its cool how BLOG evolved to including pictures now, high tech and all.




SECONDLY: BLOG has decided its time to play hard ball with his hard balls, and is INSTIGATING, not just starting or offering or proposing, but INSTIGATING war on "caution wet floor" signs. HOW DARE THEY! i myself, as a tax paying citizen (one day ill eventually get a tax file number) expect the right to see ppl fall over and humour myself.


THIRDLY: james le's calves have a black belt in keeping it real


FOURTHLY: to whoever invented that song "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar," i know little primary school kids around australia sing that song like its some sort of game or funny joke, but brother, i know how u feel. ill find whoever stole ur cookie and we will show him the CITY OF PAIN up in here!



FIFTLY:now to end on a lighter note - trangsformers 2 is such a cool movie, i like the part where optus prime says trangsform and roll out. too bad there wasnt a sidekick named bumble-3

actually wait we'll end on an even lighter note, heres some comedy for ya'lll!




Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 6:39 AM

Will the real BLOG shady please come back?

yeeeaahhhhhhhh booooyyyyyyyyyyyy

BLOG has undergone months and months of surgical re-constructions to his already abnormally large humour gland, and has decided its time to post shiiiitttt again.


first order of business for the day will be to address BLOG's absence. for u see, BLOG felt on top of the world during his short lived rise to fime, and thought itd be funny go on holla-days. unofrtunately some funny lookin fellas named SANDU and RRR decided to beat his face in :(.

but luckillyyy, what doesnt kill BLOG only leaves him in a 7 month intensive care unit facility!




secondly, i have recently acquired this facebook bidness, and it is definately the most addictive thing i have ever used. in the future if my academic life fails miserably i can at least now, thanx to the many wonders of technology, rely on selling facebook on street corners to little kids looking to get hooked on the hard stuff. big cash money bidness right there


also, in order to stop BLOG from dying out, BLOG invested in all kindsa cool gadgets like bulletproof vests and whatnot, not going anywhere ever again. yum yum




Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 6:10 AM

Sherlock BLOGs

9000 views huh, i beleive its time BLOG returned for about the 7th time. but maybe itll return for real this time

anyways...


Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 3:21 AM

Dear Counciller,

As a member of council i think that you should make a law that states 'people cant copy other people and sell it as their own'. Cos today i was walking down the street and someone copied someone else and i was like"HEY, thats not very funny" but then the copycat was like "HAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAA look at me im kingshit im the coolest guy alive". Then the person who was victimised by the copycat went home and told his mum about the horrible day he had. Then his mum said "this copycat also seems like a hypocrite"





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Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 2:02 AM

Dear Councillor,

It has come to my attention that the rubbish collector men often skip my house and other houses along my street. I believe that these rubbish men are indeed, rubbish men. It is your responsibility, as a member of council, to ensure that all people contribute to the community.

Another burning issue is Dennis Ferguson living two minutes from my house and a child care centre. Be reasonable and get rid of this character. I can safely say that i speak for all of the community when i say, Dennis Ferguson does not belong here. Please remove Mr. Ferguson, or Dennis the Menace as my mum calls him, from our community and hook him up with a house elsewhere.

I would also like to point out that there needs to be a police station in beecroft. My house has been broken into 3 times this week and the old lady across the street called the police but by the time the police had driven from Eastwood to Beecroft, the criminals had already boarded a plane to mexico. Excuse the hyberbole.

Do something about these issues

Yours sincerely,

Roofus McDoofus
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 12:28 AM

BLOGlys

yeeaahh yearlies are over! and although many ppl are stressing over how they went, i on the other hand am completely confident that i got 104% in each subject except maths, english, commerce, geo, history and any other yearly tests we did. so to celebrate my amazing academic acheivement i celebrated by throwing each and every one of my books in the bin. quite a wise carreer move on my part if i dotn say so myself.

on the other hand, i was watching supernatural the other day and then there was this crazy yellow eyed demon who bleeds into childrens mouths and then when they turn 21 they become evil and start killing shit. luckily, i saw sam and dean kill the YED and so if u exhibit paranormal powers at the age of 21, i am sorry to inform u that i know how to and will be forced to kill you.

in good news, school certificate only requires 20% to passs!!!! i thought it was 50%, so this cuts my work into 2.5ths, leaving me 30% more time to have fuuuunnn. life is coool when theres no more tests. happy holidays everyone, year 10 is officially finished.
Yeah Bro, I'm Awesome 4:01 AM